allisonweiss:

Remember that time this guy said “hey can we take a picture?” and I said “yes of course!” and then the person behind the camera said “throw up a gang sign!” and then we both accidentally chose THE SHOCKER?!

FML

I dunno. It’s still kinda cool that you went to new York and got your picture taken with D.M.C.

Hi-comedy.

I often find that my anger doesn’t have enough lice in it.

anavalentina:

Rereading old writings you devised and published based on a confidence that it’d be informative or entertaining or edifying for an audience. Some of these things are eternally google-able, which is horrifying. I really fancified myself a clever cat, and it shows. Yeeeeeuck.

Yep. All too true. Every writer goes through this.

That’s the gig. Just like Montgomery said in the original Fame (Parker, 1980) said, “A pie in the face comes with the job.”

Sometimes we have no choice but to throw pie at ourselves.

This still from the opening sequence of The Breakfast Club (Hughes, 1985) shows Shermer High School’s “Man Of The Year” for the years 1968-1970 (the others are out of frame). The “Man Of The Year” for 1969 is Carl Reed who, obviously, was a student then.

Fast forward to 1984. Carl is the janitor at Shermer High School.

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OH, YEAH? WHOOPEDEEDOO!

I spent YEARS on this forum. No, seriously. YEARS. Still have friends from it, too. At least in the virtual world.

My stats from 24hourpartypooper.com for this week. I was wondering why “Barfland”, which I had used in my preview of the movie Paper Heart, had returned any hits at all. I mean, who searches for ‘barfland’? Turns out it’s a porn site. Who knew? Wait. Don’t answer that.